Irish-Americans Gear Up For "Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes" $5 more »

Holy Shit Man Walks On Fucking Moon Framed front page from Our Dumb Century $25 more »

USB Powered Toaster - Decoy Gift Box $7.99 more »

Harness the Power of Magnetism. Classic Onion headlines and photos are now available as refrigerator magnets. Sold individually or save $ when you buy the 2-pack. Size: 2.5"w x 3.5"h $5 more »

Ho Ho Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! Framed print from The Onion archives $25 more »

Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder Mens Tee in White. Also available in Ladies sizes. $19 more »